I read this on the internet last night. Pretty funny, I thought...
Harry was sitting in the waiting room after his wife had gone into labor. A nurse walked out and said to the man next to Harry, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"
In apparent delight, the man replied, "Great! How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company," and followed the nursen to his wife's room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and proclaimed, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."
The gentleman sitting next to Harry then got up and started to leave. Curious, Harry aked him why he was leaving.
With a sad face and nervous voice the man remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air, I work for 7-UP."
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